Privacy & Legal

We Respect Your Privacy

Kurczak Chicken doesn’t want your data. We’re not here to track your every click, sell your info, or bombard you with creepy ads. We don’t use invasive cookies, and we don’t store personal data unless you actively, intentionally send it to us — and even then, we’ll probably just use it to say thank you for loving our chicken.

We’re in the business of feeding people, not profiling them. No facial recognition. No background checks. No data harvesting. Just pierogi, placki, and poultry.

Legal Disclaimer

By accessing this website, you acknowledge, understand, and irrevocably accept that Kurczak Chicken, its subsidiaries, officers, managers, crew, pets, mascots, and fry cooks assume zero liability for anything, ever.

All content is provided “as is” and “as available.” Kurczak Chicken disclaims all warranties, expressed or implied, including (but not limited to) the implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and the non-infringement of napkin-related intellectual property.

In no event shall Kurczak Chicken be liable for direct, indirect, incidental, special, exemplary, consequential, cosmic, karmic, or chicken-induced damages arising in any way out of your use (or inability to use) this website, its images, its buttons, or any loosely associated chicken-themed content.

If your browser spontaneously combusts, if your cousin’s pet parrot memorizes our slogan and won’t stop saying it, or if your craving for chicken reaches a medically significant level, we are not responsible.

Continued use of this website implies your absolute agreement to all of the above. If you disagree, we recommend disconnecting your device, eating a pickle, and taking a walk.